Hppy new year 2 and tea elephant

Happy new year 2 and tea elephant everybody !

What a year 2010 has been, the coolest year yet , the year where i got my ultimate bad result on AS exam , take the ultra shocking leap from high school , lots of panties parties - lots of goodbyes , and of course the old tradition of playing cards while hanging out even until the last minute of 2010, it has been a great year and i hope this '11 will be too


With so much homework and things to be done, this poorly constructed mind clearly needs a break ; yes, at the start of the year, nice huh, 5 long marathon-ized homework and 3-4 days to finish it (though i'll relax till the last minute anyway but still, damn you homeworks ! ) ; till probably next month -- from here saying :

"Happy new year, may all our wishes are coming true this year , may 2011 bring us good luck -health- fortune"

Till next time, have a G8 (yup, not G6) holiday (if you're still in one) , have a great weekend, huzzah !

Extra  

Recently i've had some driving lessons ...

Let me tell you that 500 thousand Rp on driving course only worth around -this bit-  for this guy (yeah, i am making those tiny little gap between my fingers right now) , and yesterday when i am the driver , with accompaniment of my dad  in the front seat and my mom in the back seat (initially helping and later panicking), here's what happened :

Dad : Hurry up, turn to the right, it's clearly empty !!!

Mom : Don't turn, look there's a motorcycle behind you, watch out !!!

Me : Uh...okay...   ...   .....   OH SHEEEEET !!!
Which brings us to my conclusion .... Somewhere in the universe, i know a little alien boy is having a hard time driving his flying vehicle thingy

Merry Xmas 2010

Merry Xmas semuanya, meski gw dah mau masuk lagi (tanggal 4 an) dan tugas menumpuk, ttp donk nyante (loh)

Potong rambut selese, SIM KTP jadi, tugas menumpuk dan blm blajar sama sekali, wuooh dahsyat

anyway, merry christmas and happy new year yah ! (tar gw post lagi , lagi males)
And happy holiday !

The future - present - past

           "Whazzup listener  , it's -add to the wind- back on track! " or something similar is what i might say if i was hired as a radio announcer, i always thought that it'll be so fcuking cool to have my own time in radio, setting up playlist and playing people's request choice of songs ,

Like when i was listening to an old music "Holy sheet, i know this cool song!"
     but when i download it and listen to it at home "is this the same song i was listening to earlier on?"

So...you see, radio station work has always been a cool - full of awesomeness job for me , dunno why i suddenly brought out this topic but i kinda recollect / saw (not the movie dude) things that made my think a bit about the future, what am i gonna do , what will i be  (No, this is not for a louzy work or such, just a random thinking i get once  upon a time...there was this girl, she eat too much that she obese herself then died  in a while )

I actually have lot of things i want to tried out / advanced learning /know more , starting from Disc-jokey , beatboxing , little bit of b-boy maybe , Office Boy  have my own band and lot'so-huggin-bear  lots of other stuff ...and we'll see how things will go next ...

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Some random stuff from today :

1] One of my friends , let's say ' arr and dee ' have shockingly discovered - busted infront of the class of visiting blogspot with LITTLE  bit of mature content, hahaha, dude if you're reading this, don't worry, it's normal, you're a dude and proud ! --> on the bright side

(on the dark side, shoot ! i have less reader than mature content page which is not suprising at all ,  so anyway , i'm still happy that i could write so much thing in here, banzai ! )

2] You never know how much a thing / person can encourage you and work as 'lock and key' hypothesis (hahaha, i still got my biology , Penabur friends !)

3] What you do now determine ( read: d-ter-mun , not d-ter-mined -->i'll remember it till the day i die for sure, thank you sir ! ) what you'll be in the future

4] "How i met your mother" series rocks ! definitely even funnier than "Friends" , As barney says : "It's going to be  Aww....some !!!"

5] Another one of my friend which is currently one step closer from getting his GF is so messed up in his facebook when someone ruined a perfect status with comment about King-Kong movie in TV and Accounting homework

6] Your talkative skill on paper doesn't really work on lecturer which is formerly the rector of the college , infact he/she is 100%  immune

luna maya, aura kasih, miyabi, aoi sora, sora aoi, bcl, bunga citra lestari, cut tari, hentai , bokep,jepang, sex, red tube,artis indonesia, artis indonesia bokep, bugil
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And out of all, i think i am the most childish dude (yes , i'm a dude now) out of all the person i know, starting from my hobby - my food - my lack of life skill -

I don't want my life to be a meaningless - tasteless  junk food that everyone can buy, i want it to be filled with priceless - unforgettable memories, bitter -sweet- sour which combine to create a one heck of a fun life

I guess i need to grow up eventually, though i'm taking it very slowly , it's definite sure that someone - somewhere - in a certain time will arrive and i too shall discover the true meaning of life

*truly dunno what i'm going to put in the title till the last part, so i think i'll just have to go wth it
hope you didn't puke or so  from reading this, cause....i am ...Not
-later fellas-

Yet another soap opera bit ++

Sinetron udah jadi salah satu faktor yg mempengaruhi lifestyle ibu2 , bapak2 (terpaksa /dijejelin) bahkan anak2 sekolah sekalipun

   Dengan pola yg uda terpattern , mulai dari efek animasi yg lebai , karaoke dengan teks, tampar2an yg ga kena sampe diskriminasi orang2 di lingkungan pendidikan ... semua itu udah bergabung menjadi 1 kesatuan layar pertelevisian yang sulit dipisahkan , tanpa adanya sinetron :
*Apa yg akan ibu2 /mbak2 lakukan tanpa adanya sinetron di sore dan malam hari ?
*Program apa yang akan dijejelkan kepada bapak2 seusai kerja selain berita ?

   Gw sih sendiri sebenernya ga terlalu hobi nonton sinetron, kadang sih klo gw lagi cek channel dan nemu yg gokil kaya cerita dibawah ini gw bakal tune in bentar
---Ato klo lagi ga ad acara bagus (iya, liat ceweknya aja, puas tuh gw kasitaw ? hahaha)
Ato yg terakhir pas gw maen Playstation (masi hobi aja gw) , mama gw setel jadi gw tau dikit2

Sebelumnya ini bagian dari post gw juga yg sempet gw post di fb, check it out !

--------------Wednesday, April 21, 2010

   Tadi pas gw pulang les kebetulan liat tv yg nyala dan kepasang ke salah satu channel yg lagi nayangin sinetron

   Pas gw liat bentar eh ternyata pas ngegokil, sumpe lucu amet, ketawa gak berenti gwa
kronologis(cie ilah bahasanya) kejadian di sinetronnnya gini:
- Ada cewek bawa mobil nabrak tukang bakso, kepala ceweknya nabrak stang mobil -->masi normal

- Mobilnya nabrak tukang bakso yg kuahnya jelas2 tumpah ke lantai, beberapa detik kemudian kuahnya gak tawuk terbang dari mana tiba2 bisa nyirem ibu2 pas di badannya, bis itu kameranya langsung diputer dikit, balik lagi ke ibu2 dengan mukanya udah merah --> ini gw dah ngakak, geblek abis

- Abis itu yg lbh gak jelasnya lagi, gerobak bakso ny jalan sendiri (ato mungkin di dorong sutradaranya) .... ditambah dengan efek botol dan piring bakso pecah dengan latar berbeda dan dramatis , gerobaknya nimpa orang ampe luka, kaki dan matanya luka
     Tubuhnya banyak ditusuk kaca dan setelah orangnya mau ditolong .. gaul nya lagi kaca yg nusuk2 ke tubuhnya goyang2 ketiup angin gitu

bokap gwa: "Itu mah plastik, hahahah

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   Hari ini, pas gw lagi makan di luar sama ortu , di tgh2 makan terjadi pembicaraan beradab yg inti nya ngakak-in kondisi rumah gw dimana mbak gw dirumah semuanya itu teladan abis, disiplin banget, disiplin nonton sinetron dari jam 6 sore ampe selese 

   Kalo malem2 gw lewat deket kamar mbak gw langsung kedengeran lagu band2 Indonesia yang menandakan sinetron uda mulai / abis , mbak gw itu super supel anti klo dipanggil khususnya kalo jam 9an ke atas, bukan...bukan karena takut bsk ny ga bisa bangun, tapi mo nonton sinetron

--->; terbukti klo gw / bokap tiba2 laper dan mau dibikinin indomie
gw: mbak!
     NO response
gw: mbak !
     mbak: eaaa (lari2 sekenceng kecepatan cahaya)
gw: Indo,...
     mbak: (cemberut2 dan secepat kilat semangkok indomie udah selese tanpa perintah /keterangan lebih lanjut, wuaaaw) --> langsung ngibrit lagi balik ke kamar lanjut nonton


  Setelah mengamati pattern yang sama lebih dari 3-4 kali,  (balik lagi nih ke present) gw dan bokap gw tadi ngejoke abis2an ceritanya punya ide buat iseng gitu (praktek ny nggak lah, cuma ngemenk aja)

Jadi kita tuh ngemenk2 iseng mo nyuru mbak gw :
   Masakin indomie 3 bungkus , 1 goreng - 1 kuah - 1 goreng campur kuah , yg goreng pake sayur , yg kuah pake cabe dikit , yg goreng campur kuah pake pangsit goreng (ga taw dah dapet darimana)

   Udah itu stock indomie-popmie dkk di rumah gw kemaren2 baru aja abis dimakan-in semut, "itu mungkin konspirasi indomie ny dibolongin supaya nonton sinetron ny gak keganggu , huahaha

Ngakak sama bokap gw khususny di bagian indomie ampe minum tuh nyembur kemana-mana, wkwkwk, gila banget


Update 7th July 2012
  Sekarang mama gw dah jarang nonton sinetron (tobat) , tapi ngikutin film seri di channel laen jadi hampir sama aja (gw ga ikut nonton sih tapi) .. so gw juga uda jarang liat

Klo yg gw ikutin / sempet nonton dulu itu sampe kadang2 gw inget orang nya itu dari nama sinetron nya bukan nama aslinya

Ya begitulah memang dunia persilatan sinetron Indonesia yg dramatis , kadang kurang masuk akal dan lucu

But it works .. awesome
"applause

Surprise

Surprise or as in El Spanyol would say "Sur - pe - riso" (nah just kidding, i only knew spanish from like uh dora , she never grew up doesn't she ?  fantastisco !)

Surprise always come when we least expects it, otherwise wouln't be called a surprise right, duh ?
With the surprise directly counter-act (dunno the meaning but sounds cool enough) right infront of our face, lots of reactions will occur , starting from elimination reaction - addition - subtitution , oh wait, this isn't chemistry

Its taste can be changed depends on the content and our reaction, it could go as a sweet delicious tasty chocolate up to a pee-flavoured can of soup ( dunno why i've just typed that, but what the heck - anything goes )

Scaterred in my college today, tears are flowing, smiley faces are copy-pasted to some of student's faces , the whole building collapse and many unrecognized victim are still out there lying down...lifeless ( okay i made that last part up )

But in the end, we gotta prepare our mental dude, i mean... it's all about control and perpective, if thought and seen from a good angle + you start to act, i'm sure that even the simplest little penny can someday be turned into a solid brick of gold

- El  Fabuloso ! Gracias ! -  (yeah, thx again dora)

Spread out

Spread out (nyebar) atau klo dalam bahasa jepang sushi dante san (ngasal abis) hari ini banyak sekali terspotted jelas2 didepan gw

#1 Spread out of answers and mark

Hari ini gw UTS akutansi dan lu tau lah seperti post terakhir yg bag bawah gw update, gw yakin nilai gw uda semateng telor yang digoreng pake potassium dinitrate phenyl alcohol (oke gw  ga taw itu apaan, tapi keren aja namanya), walaupun jawabannya tersebar rapi di kertas, tapi ttp aja skill jawaban ngasal khususnya pas ngerjain worksheet diterapkan sehingga menciptakan  sebuah persamaan scientific

A = L + E   (buat yg ga ngerti akutansi, beneran loh ini rumus, cari aja klo ga pecaya)

Akutansi = Luka luar dalem +  Edwin (loh)

#2 Spread out of money

Seperti biasa gw pulang menggunakan taksi  langganan , gw dah mo tidur sangking dihantui akutansi dan capek ny ampe terjadi ngemenk2 pro....tokol

"Tadi itu ada duit bersebaran di depan TA banyak banget loh, ada gocengan cebanan, buaanyaak banget, pada ngambilin juga"

      "Wah terus gimana, pada ngambilin gitu, sempet ngambil juga nggak?"

"Wah iya, pada ngambilin itu, yg naek motor kesenengan, saya cuma sempet ngambil goceng, pikir juga ad yg punya dan ga macet jalanan, ud diklaksonin , tapi saya kasi ada orang tua di deket pos gitu sih akhirnya (bagus ni, ga bejat)"

     "Ha? Yang bener lo? mo gw gampar hah ga bagi2?"   "Bisa ya, duit terbang gitu, mungkin dari TA ada event dia nyemprotin duit pake selang, wkwkwkwk "

#3 Spread out of panic

Email gw (bukan gigi) kebetulan banget pas disuru sama guru SMA gw dulu bikin blog ini pake gmail, barusan aja tadi pas gw mo log in,

ga bisa masuk1 kali .... " ah salah ketik"

2 kali ... "buset deh ini jari gw salah mulu, slow-mo de abis ni"

3 kali dan seterusnya ampe keringet dingin.... " WTFUUUU NAPA NIH???"

ampe tu ga bisa kebuka sih sekarang ini gw ga bisa ngecek persebaran kisi2 di email dan ga bisa nge-blog loh,  untungnya gw sempet kepikir buat coba log out-log in yang ternyata emang

Emang dasar Surat Om Googel tuh Soto Loyo !  (aneh abis ya klo jadi bahasa indonesia...apalagi malaysia, yg gw inget cuma tandas, wkwkwk)

Klo search engine nya sih gak

#4 Spread out of memories

Tadi pas makan bokap gw sempet cerita soal dia pernah melihara kucing, mulai dari kebiasaanya , lebih jenik klo dikasi daging yg uda masak, ampe kita bisa ngemenk2 scientific klo kucing itu (gw lupa genus ato apa nya) pokoknya sama lah asalnya kayak harimau, gw juga jadi pengen punya peliharaan sih sebenernya

Anjing kucing bebas aja, tapi seperti cartoon2 ato kehidupan nyata juga, "IBU2" kebanyakan pasti bakal ngelarang gara2 gatel lah, apa lah, so.... maybe somewhat later....

Talking about memories.....sekalian nutup gw ad 1 quote juga nih .....

 Unless you're a time traveller, always try to do your best and enjoy every single moment in your life, great - bad - happy - sad , cause they pass just like wind,  you won't know this till later but when you look back ... you know that you are making memories you could cheer and laugh on ...

---> ga taw uda ad yg bikin ato blm, tapi ini gw kepikir aja ndiri tiba2

 

Test

Semua pelajar normal yang waras pastinya tau kalo ini adalah salah satu saat tersuram dalam 1 tahun, yup, dia dateng lagi, UTS (ujian tgh semester) dimana bahan banyak , porsi nilai gede - semua hal yang bisa ngebuat anjing pipis dicelana (klo pake dan klo bisa pipis liat ujian) berkumpul jadi 1 disini

Nah dari sini tipe2 murid udah keliatan jelas, bukan cuma dari kebiasaan di kelas tapi juga dari nilai2 nya nanti

Data dari statistik Edwin van der saar menunjukkan klo 20% bola yg ditendangkan akan masuk (loh kok jadi bola?)

#1 Pura2 bego

Tipe 1 ini jelas banget super kompetitif, selain belaga bego dan cengok2 di kelas, dia juga pasti bakal uptodate banget sama yg namanya info, bahkan sampe gosip artis sekalipun yang dia sembunyikan dari peredaran dunia maya khususnya melalui video2 yang dapet didownload dari 4shared - rapidshare .....
     Oh sorry gw ketuker sama kolektor video *beeep* ternyata, wkwkwk
(beep maksud gw tuh cartoon -anime, mikir apa coba? wkwkwk)

#2 Pura2 pinter

Tipe 2 ini biasanya paling sering dikenal dikalangan kelas tapi sayangnya hilang setelah ujian selama beberapa minggu karena malu mukanya bonyok digebukin sekelas

#3 Standar non-upsized / 'paket masi laper dan upsized kekenyangan'
Tipe non upsized ini jelas go with the flow, tanpa ada usaha , pokoknya klo diibaratin makan BK, paket biasa masi laper tapi klo upsized kekenyangan....dan biasanya baru panik saat2 terakhir , cabe deh

#4 MaMu - les

Posisi enak dengan duduk di belakang udah jadi hobi tipe 1 ini, selain tidur/makan di kelas, aktivitas laen yg bakal dilakuin adalah ngupil dan di sentil2 ke muka dosen (wkwkwk ya gak lah ya, gw juga ga taw sih sebenernya, klo gw duduk di belakang mesti pake teleskop kali baru keliatan ke depan)

Nah kenapa namanya MaMu-les ?
Ini adalah salah satu trik yg dipake anak mamules, duduk belakang dan setelah jam pertama perut mendadak mules dan kembali tepat waktu (buat ambil tas dan klo pelajaran uda abis)

#5 Panic

Ini adalah salah satu tipe yang PALING GAMPANG PANIK

"MAMPUS GW BLM BELAJAR" ato " HAH YG MANA TUH, KOK GW BLM DAPET"

adalah famous quote nya mereka bagaikan berjalan menggunakan kaki

Biasanya mereka yg tipe ini belajar sistem kebut semalam, ato bahkan sehari ato sejam

....
sebenernya masi banyak sih tipe2 yg laen tapi udah dulu de capek

wkwkwk, mantep2 tuh tipe nya, yg pasti sih gw ga bakalan panic la, nyante2, hahaha
hmm..
jam berapa ya sekarang...?

oh jam 1.40 pagi
...

"HAH MAMPUS GW JAM 1.40 NANTI ULANGAN BLM BELAJAR, AAAAKKKH !!!!! "

( hahaha, ngemenk2 beneran nih blm belajar gw dan bsk ulangan , gabungan panic sama standar lah tipe gw, dah belajar dlo de gw, yg blm belajar dan masi ulangan juga semangat ya, kita pasti bisa dapet nilai bagus ,  yo ! )


***dan sekedar info hasil ujian nya, beneran ga bisa gw, jiaaaah, maen terus, bsk akutansi pula, makin parah aja, ( hoping that a tornado will blow the tests paper all the way to merapi, mwahahahah --- evil laugh ! )

Recap #1

Lots of things happened during ...i dunno past few weeks

dah cukup keliatan gap gw dah lama ga nulis,
mulai dari mana ya....

Gw kemaren2 sempet ketemu segerombol orang afrika dan gw baru sadar klo gw bisa berkomunikasi sebenernya, tangan dan mulut gw dah siap2 menyanyikan waka-waka dari lapisan bumi (biar dalem tuh) yg paling dalam sampe gw sadar klo gw blm mau mati digebukin satpam dikira orang gila

Next, gw dah mau UTS (ujian tgh semester) yang artinya gw harus dipatok ke aktivitas yg namanya belanja belajar, unfortunatelly semangat yg seharusnya digunakan buat belajar selama liburan gw salurkan buat korban bencana di Indonesia, oh iya tar liburan gw mo ngamen, klo ad yg ketemu gw, bantuin ya (beneran loh ngemenk2 ) midnight snack yg berupa instant noodle sambil marathon nonton one piece (gak, gw gak lari2 di depan laptop sambil makan instant noodle)

Setelah akhirnya rambut gw nyampe 4 bulan, gw baru liat ternyata ancur juga, udah gak karuan abis, ga taw de udah kayak kena tornado gitu, klo dipake-in topi dan dicabut lagi langsung nyetak
Kapan ya mau digunting? 1 bulan / 2 bulan ...maybe
wkwkwkwk